If I were a month, I would be: May - best month eva!
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday - The party day!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 6.30am - Sun comes up n brightens the day. Like me

If I were a planet, I would be: Uranus. Self some of the **** that comes out of my mouth...
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Kronosaur. Hey, never said LIVING...
If I were a direction, I would be: East. Look to me and get blinded by my looks in the morning

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: bed - Oh yeah!

If I were a sin, I would be: I'll get back to you

If I were a historical figure I would be: Moses. Run around with a long stick setting ladies free, oh yeah

If I were a liquid, I would be: Water - essential to live

If I were a stone, I would be: Jade - Green rocks! (pun not inteded, realised it so I'm gonna leave it there)
If I were a tree, I would be: Gum - They are huge. Like my... nose.

If I were a bird, I would be: Peregrine Falcon. They're cool.
If I were a tool, I would be: Axe. First thing to come in my head.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Frangepanies. Really nice to look at

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 21 DEGREE beautifal fine day. not too hot, not too cold, just right
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Elf. Mystical, beautiful and magical

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Drum kit. I love the beat
If I were an animal, I would be: Velociraptor

If I were a colour, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: cheerful!
If I were a vegetable, I would be: lettuce - goes with heaps of stuff and is awesome by itself

If I were a sound, I would be: Avast antivirus's "Your virus database is updated" - plays at the most inappropriate times
If I were an element, I would be: Water - wash away your pain
If I were a car, I would be: Lamborghini
If I were a song, I would be: "Inevitable" by Anberlin. "I want to break every clock, the hands of time could never move again. We can stay in this moment for the rest of our lives..."
If I were a movie, I would be: Star Wars. was there gonna be any other answer?
If I were a book, I would be written by: Timothy Zahn
If I were a food, I would be: Pizza - everyone loves me

If I were a place, I would be: The most beautiful place on earth

If I were a taste, I would be: tasty. I couldn't think of anything either

If I were a scent, I would be: freshly cut grass
If I were a religion, I would be: misunderstood

If I were a word, I would be: ****. No, just kidding. "Fun".
If I were a body part, I would be: so many answers i could put here

I'll be safe n say the brain
If I were a facial expression, I would be: smile
If I were a subject in school, I would be: music. Do whatever you want, don't study and still pass
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Marvin the martian. Hello Earthlings!
If I were a shape, I would be: Circle?
If I were a number, I would be: Pi

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: i want to say bra, but that'd be inappropriate

Sunnies. Not essential, but look great!
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: necklace - chain
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: oops. see above anser

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Got the Force Unleashed novel and comic. Gettin the game when it comes out since i have it on order for PS2. Can't wait!! I've taken some scans and will put some cards for the Force Unleashed up soon.
Personally, I'm not doing too well, so if you guys could pray/meditate or whatever for me.